Friday, November 14, 2008

For the married folks - part 2

Marriage -- Part Two...

16) There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it was too late!"

17) Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

18) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

19) When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

20) There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

21) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. (Irwin Corey)

22) When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. (Epperson's law)

23) Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. (Ray Bandy)

24) The more I know about men, the more I like dogs. (Gloria Allred, feminist attorney, 1995)

25) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. (Anonymous)

26) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. (Chekhov)

27) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. (Woody Allen)

28) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life. But a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. (Al Bundy)

29) If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. ( Johnny Carson)

30) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. (Al Bundy)

31) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. (Agatha Christie)


Jack and Joann said...

The Johnny Carson quote is interesting in context of what I have been reading in the news lately that he ended his life as a lonely and rather bitter man who even rejected his son. Sad.

Gramma Ann said...

#29 is so Johnny Carson! I miss his humor. But I also miss Bob Hope and Jack Benny. Come to think of it I'm getting old!

Wanda said...

Such a funny but sad comentary on marriage....

I'm so thankful I'm still madly in love with the young man I fell in love with 47 years ago.

But, I did get a laugh this morning reading these.


Renie Burghardt said...

I'm happily single these days, so I get an even bigger kick out of these. LOL.

Have a good night, Patty.


Reader Wil said...

31) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. (Agatha Christie)

I like this one best, but then this quote is from a woman.

Old Lady Lincoln said...
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Libertine said...

These are good ones, Patty. And so true.