Saturday, November 29, 2008

Hope these don't gross you out.

Colonoscopies are no joke,
but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped! miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

And the best one of all..

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'


Twisted Fencepost said...

Gross! But funny!
Hope you are rested and Abe is feeling better!!

Gramma Ann said...

Those were some good ones. lol.

How are you today? I hope you were able to rest last night. I hope today fines Abe feeling somewhat better.

carl h. sr. said...

Patty,I pray that Abe is doing well. I know this is so hard on you too.
As for the colonoscopy lines.
I guess I should try to remember one or two at least,I have that procedure coming up in December.
I am so NOT looking forward to it,but I was told they would put me to sleep first.

Renie Burghardt said...

Oi veh! It all sounds painfullly funny.


Tomate Farcie said...

Last one is the best! :)