- If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 comments:
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Can you hear me laughing?? LOL
I like the one where "Bills travel through the mail faster then checks." Which reminds me I have to pay some bills today.;(
I agree with Kathleen. That is my kind of housework!!
Or, as Roseanne used to say- I'll vacuum when Sears makes one I can ride on!
Those are so cute. I've said a few of them this morning to my co-workers..lol
They enjoyed too. Have a blessed week..
Hahaha!! Some really good ones in there, because they're true! ;) I better check and see if I look like my passport picture, lol.
Oooo, that last one...
That could get someone into BIG trouble!!!
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. How true, how true!
And....- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Hahaha.
But they're all good!
We had a chilly day here today, but the sun was shining. Tomorrow will be milder, they say 55. That wil feel nice enough to get out and go to lunch! LOL.
Have a good night, Patty.
Renie
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