Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Play On Words...

ENJOY

- If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 comments:

Kathleen said...

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Can you hear me laughing?? LOL

Gramma Ann said...

I like the one where "Bills travel through the mail faster then checks." Which reminds me I have to pay some bills today.;(

CINDY BUCKLEY said...

I agree with Kathleen. That is my kind of housework!!

Or, as Roseanne used to say- I'll vacuum when Sears makes one I can ride on!

Mississippi Songbird said...

Those are so cute. I've said a few of them this morning to my co-workers..lol
They enjoyed too. Have a blessed week..

Tomate Farcie said...

Hahaha!! Some really good ones in there, because they're true! ;) I better check and see if I look like my passport picture, lol.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Oooo, that last one...
That could get someone into BIG trouble!!!

Renie Burghardt said...

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. How true, how true!

And....- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Hahaha.

But they're all good!

We had a chilly day here today, but the sun was shining. Tomorrow will be milder, they say 55. That wil feel nice enough to get out and go to lunch! LOL.

Have a good night, Patty.

Renie