An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer.
I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
7 comments:
Know there is always a smile on my face when I come to your blog!!
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What a head of hair that baby has! What a cutie too. Thanks for the laugh Patty but I can't help but smile when I come here.
I am getting my flu shot today! Wish me luck. I just got over a weird cold and cough so I need to get this done.
Have a great Wednesday!!
HUGSSSSSSSS
I do believe if a frog started talking to me, I would run like...very fast...
I don't have any use for a beautiful princess either.
But I would walk around with a talking frog in my pocket to keep me company. Wonder if it could hold a decent converstation?
The yellow feathers on the bill or beak of the White-throated Sparrow are just there on these particular birds. I saw them for the first time two years ago here in our backyard. I saw them again this past year and this year in the springtime. They have a beautiful song.
I think my son Greg, an engineer, would feel the same way. If a frog talked to me, I'd be like Ann, and run! LOL.
Have a good night, Patty.
Renie
PS. We had 60 degrees today and the sun shone brightly. I enjoyed it.
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