Monday, February 02, 2009

Here are some I've never heard before

Wise Ways To Be Weary - Part 1...

If you've ever been unimpressed by a particular someone, here are some slightly more tactful ways for you to express yourself...

1. A few clowns short of a circus
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal
3. An experiment in artificial stupidity
4. A few beers short of a six-pack
5. Dumber than a box of hair
6. A few peas short of a casserole
7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
9. One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl
10. One taco short of a combo plate
11. A few feathers short of a whole duck
12. All foam, no beer
13. The cheese slid off the cracker
14. Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel
15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt
16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

14 comments:

Priyanka Khot said...

hahaah... really liked these,.... can come in handy to insult the closest of friends.... who always expect me to be more witty than the last time around during are occasional bouts...

really nice one.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Those are funny. I'll have to remember them or atleast come back for an occasional review.

Abraham Lincoln said...

I like these too, Patty. One slice less than a full loaf of Wonder Bread.

Memories

Brenda said...

Ha..my favorite was 18. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the tree. I like slapstick comedy so I think that is why I pictured it funny.

अविनाश said...

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

ha ha that was good :-)

Regards

Judy said...

Haha, thankyou, these make me smile! I'm a new reader to your blog, and I'll be back. :)

Margaret Cloud said...

Very well put, I especially like #14 & 18, this is a list to come back and pick from. Thank you for coming by.

Rinkly Rimes said...

Here people often say 'The lights are on but there's no-one home'!

CINDY BUCKLEY said...

Once, at dinner, my uncles said "that boy is a few bricks short of a load." and my cousin nodded his head and said, "Sure is. How many bricks are in a load, anyway?"

All foam, no beer. ha ha.

Pat - An Arkansas Stamper said...

Hehehehehe! Some real zingers there!

Shionge said...

I'll try that all foam no beer someday heheheh..

Tomate Farcie said...

I never heard these before. I heard "dumber than a box of rocks" though, or "nobody home"

Femin Susan said...

hey!
very informative and wise post.thanks for sharing it as such.may be i can try it someday.
good luck!!!

Melissa said...

The only one I've heard of was #9. These are funny though.