Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Part Two

Wise Ways To Be Weary

20. As smart as bait
21. Chimney's clogged
22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair
24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
25. Forgot to pay his brain bill
26. Her sewing machine's out of thread
27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops
29. If he had another brain it would be lonely
30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control
31. No grain in the silo
32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
33. Receiver is off the hook
34. Several nuts short of a full pouch
35. Skylight leaks a little
36. Slinky's kinked
37. Surfing in Nebraska
38. Too much yardage between the goal posts
Now go out there and have a wonderful day.

8 comments:

Beth65 said...

Kinda like my brain on my meds, they keep saying I'll get used to it, I fear it may be eating up all my brain cells altogether.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Those are so funny, Patty.
I especially like #36.
My slinky gets a little kinked every now and then. tee hee

chubskulit said...

i like the "receiver is off the hook" line..

I have an award for you, please come by and grab it..

joops said...

how's the weather there Ms. Lincoln?

I miss driving there during winter hehehe

The 4th Sister said...

I will have to remember these...they fit so well with my accent

Gramma Ann said...

Those are all so funny. I think my favorite is #23. "Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair." As I age, I can relate to that one! LOL

Margaret Cloud said...

This is another very well done post.

Nancy said...

Those were good!! I had ony heard the one about their elevator not going all the way to the top. Hope my kids don't see this list. I get teased enough as it is.....LOL

((( HUGS )))