Thursday, March 12, 2009

The hair cut

How long before a haircut?

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, about 2 hours.'

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.'

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, 'Hey, Bill, do me a favor..'

Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.'

A little while later Bill returned to the shop laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, 'So where does that guy go when he leaves?'

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, 'Your house.'


Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

I heard the exact story while having hair-cut few years back.
History repeats. Claps !!!

Reader Wil said...

Naughty, naughty... Well you cannot trust anybody these days. Only yesterday someone rang my doorbell at 9:15 PM and I asked who it was. He said something like : I sell picture postcards for sick children, suffering from cancer. Well I said I couldn't find my key and didn't open the door. The day before I had seen on TV how an old woman opened the door for a young man and his partner. They entered her house and beat her up and put a plastic bag over her head. So my neighbours all said that it was wise not to open the door after dark. Besides another neighbour said there were two of them. Well your story is funnier.Thanks.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Not good. Not good at all. I wonder if the next day he was waiting on him with a baseball bat?

Margaret Cloud said...

Naughty, naughty, the guy was getting it more than the barber,"WHEW", very funny.

Reader Wil said...

Have a great weekend!

Tan said...

Hahahahaha ... Hahahahaha ...
My Goodness Ma'am ... that was a laugh!!

Thanks for sharing :)

Renie Burghardt said...

My goodness, Wil's story is scary! Glad she didn't open the door!

But the hair cut story is funny!

Have a good night, Patty.


Tomate Farcie said...

Hahaha!!! It didn't click right away, but eventually ... LOL!!

Anand said...

Very slick..

Keep it up. Ill visit u more, Patty.

Anand. :-)

Abe said...

That's funny, knowing the barber I got.

The Mulligan Family said...

Ha ha ha ha... didn't see that one coming! :-)
Cheers, Cindy