Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I wonder, do you suppose????

Cheeky Monkey...


A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving," motioned the monkey.

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16 comments:

अविनाश said...

:-)

jinksy said...

AARRGGHH! x

Gramma Ann said...

You got me with that one. Very funny! My chuckle for the day.

Brenda said...

HAHAHHA...I love the image of the laughing monkey!!

Margaret Cloud said...

I thought before I got to the end the monkey would be talking, very funny post, have a great week and weekend.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Cute, Patty!
I'll remember not to let the monkey drive the next time I get a wild hair. tee hee

Barbara said...

My husband and I got a good laugh at of the cute joke. Thanks for some fun!

Tomate Farcie said...

hehehehe!! I didn't see that one coming!

raccoonlover1963 said...

Hi Patty
That sounds like a lot of the drivers around here! They drive bad enough to make you think a monkey was behind the wheel!
Take care and have a great rest of the week.
Lisa

Abe said...

That is funny. At least I enjoyed it.

Judy said...

heheeee! Funny monkey!

Pat - Arkansas said...

Too funny!! :)

Femin Susan said...

:-D !!
:O !!
great post.....hi hi hi....
wonderful monkey...
cheers!!

Wanda said...

What a great laugh today.....

Oh that was priceless!!!!

Winifred said...

That was great. Love the monkey too.

The Mulligan Family said...

Cheeky Monkey, indeed!

Cheers, Cindy