Monday, March 23, 2009

Is That You God?

Give A Man A Fish...


One day, a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered deeply into the hole examining it for fish. Suddenly, a loud voice boomed, "There are no fish down there."

Surprised, but not discouraged, the fisherman continued on. He walked several yards away, drilled another hole and peered deeply into it. Again, out of nowhere, a voice suddenly boomed, "There's no fish down there."

A bit nervous now, the fisherman managed to continue. He walked about 50 yards away and drilled yet another hole, peered long and deep into the hole, hoping for some fish. Suddenly, the voice boomed again, this time louder than ever, "There's no fish down there!!!"

The fisherman, quite frightened at this point, looked up into the sky and asked, "God!? Is that you?"

"No, you idiot," the voice said. "It's the rink manager."


6 comments:

Twisted Fencepost said...

I guess he had definitely had a little too much "sauce"!

Winifred said...

Nice one!

Gramma Ann said...

LOL...

LauriesAsylum said...

LOL, that's pretty funny!

mommanator said...

love it

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha! Good one again, Patty.

Hope your Monday was a happy one. We had 74 degrees today, with lots of sunshine. I enjoyed it.

Have a good night.

Renie