Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Three Nurses

Medical Care In Heaven...

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.

The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room. It's a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO."

St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven...for five days!"


10 comments:

अविनाश said...

he he :-) that was good

Gramma Ann said...

That was a good one. LOL

Have a wonderful day!

Nancy said...

HA-HA!!! That's a good one! You made me laugh already today!!!

((( HUGS )))

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

She is lucky. Others are not.
Atleast she know the difference of both worlds.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Oh, not good.
Now she has to spend her days remembering what Heaven was like.

Funny, Patty!

Denise said...

Still chuckling here and once again I leave your blog with a smile. Thank you!!!

Mental P Mama said...

Ain't that the truth? Karma;)

Tomate Farcie said...

5 days? St. Peter is very generous. :)

Wanda said...

Hi Patty ~~
This was cute.

The biopsy went well....Results on Monday.



LOL:Wanda

Renie Burghardt said...

Five days was just about right for an HMO nurse! Haha.

We got to 60 degrees today. And warmer even for the rest of the week. I think Spring is on the way.

Have a good night, Patty.

Renie