Thursday, March 05, 2009

Better think twice before cosmetic surgery.

Second Chances...

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck. She even has someone come in and change her hair colour. She figures that since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.

She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"

God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."


13 comments:

अविनाश said...

Ladies get d lesson, be young at heart

:-)

Mental P Mama said...

LOL. A good one!

Brenda said...

THAT was funny!!!!!

Pat and Abe said...

Sorry, I didn't recognize you!

That is a funny one.

Tripti said...

GOOD ONE !!YAH I BELIEVE IF GOD REALLY EXISTS, HE IS CONFUSE FOR SURE.
Regards

Twisted Fencepost said...

Bummer!!
Which is worse...
Die young and beautiful or die old and wrinkled?
As much as I despise the changes taking place, I'll pick wrinkled!

Chica said...

LOL! Serves her right. :)

The 4th Sister said...

I did not see that one coming!!!

Winifred said...

Oh dear, I'm more afraid of hospitals and anaesthetics than looking old so no plastic surgeon will get any cash out of me.

This was really funny.

Shionge said...

The price of vanity heheheheh....

Femin Susan said...

a good one....a good lesson is implied to all readers...
cheers1!

Renie Burghardt said...

Well, this has changed my mind about getting a face lift, for sure! Hahaha. Funny one.

Have a good night, Patty.

Renie

Tomate Farcie said...

I love it! :-D