A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck. She even has someone come in and change her hair colour. She figures that since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it.
She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."
13 comments:
Ladies get d lesson, be young at heart
:-)
LOL. A good one!
THAT was funny!!!!!
Sorry, I didn't recognize you!
That is a funny one.
GOOD ONE !!YAH I BELIEVE IF GOD REALLY EXISTS, HE IS CONFUSE FOR SURE.
Regards
Bummer!!
Which is worse...
Die young and beautiful or die old and wrinkled?
As much as I despise the changes taking place, I'll pick wrinkled!
LOL! Serves her right. :)
I did not see that one coming!!!
Oh dear, I'm more afraid of hospitals and anaesthetics than looking old so no plastic surgeon will get any cash out of me.
This was really funny.
The price of vanity heheheheh....
a good one....a good lesson is implied to all readers...
cheers1!
Well, this has changed my mind about getting a face lift, for sure! Hahaha. Funny one.
Have a good night, Patty.
Renie
I love it! :-D
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