Thursday, March 26, 2009

Wise judge!

Case Closed

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived.

The women were arguing noisily even in the court.

The judge, banging his gavel to quiet them, said,

"We are going to do this in an orderly manner. I can't listen to all of you at once. I'll hear the oldest first."

The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.

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12 comments:

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

Good one.

Twisted Fencepost said...

That's an easy way to settle a dispute. Shame they aren't all that easy!

Gramma Ann said...

Funnnnny!!!!

mommanator said...

I had a duh moment, had to reread!?
or was it one of those darned senior moments

Reader Wil said...

Well, that was a wise decision!!

Denise said...

I love these, I'm still chuckling.

raccoonlover1963 said...

Hi Patty
Love it! Too bad you can't close a case like that every time! Some cases are just so ludicrous that the person filing the complaint should be the one thrown in jail for stupidity! But, that's just my opinion! :)
Take care
Lisa
Yes, I actually posted again yesterday! Two in the same week! OMG

nanny said...

My friend's grandmother was stopped by trooper and she had a gentleman friend in car with her. She was speeding and had left her License at home. Trooper said just tell me your date of birth and I will have it looked up on computer at station. She wouldn't do it!!! He said I'll have to arrest you then. She said she would rather go to jail than tell her age in front of her friend!!! She was "83". True story. Guess I'll be that way to,, I don't like to talk about it/ha

oldmanlincoln said...

Amazing. You get so many good ones.

Femin Susan said...

great...the judge was thoughtful and brave to dismiss the case of..
sounds funny...
cheers!!

Nancy said...

Ha-Ha! Guess that's one way to settle a case! Maybe Judge Ju*dy should read this one! LOL

Going to hit the painting tonight...for sure!

((( HUGS )))

Tomate Farcie said...

A good thing he didn't ask to hear from the youngest! :)