Friday, March 27, 2009

Wise man!

Last Rites...

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.

Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"

The dying man said nothing so the priest repeated his order.

Still the dying man said nothing.

The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."

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9 comments:

oldmanlincoln said...

That is one smart ass guy. (no pun intended) LOL He got that answer perfect.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Oh boy! That man thinks too much!

Judy said...

Hi Patty :) Thankyouuu,lol! That made me smile, and the kitty is sooo cute! happy weekend to you, also! Hugs!

Gramma Ann said...

A good one, Patty! I have a smile on my face...

Tomate Farcie said...

Hahahaha!!! Good thinking!! ;)

Winifred said...

Love that one. I think that's the cat that got the cream, love its little chops!

Joe The Artist said...

Great Patty - my daily dose of humor.

Femin Susan said...

hy
sounds great !!!! happy weekend
you always make me smile..

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Margaret Cloud said...

You made me smile, your kitty is very cute.