Monday, April 06, 2009

Cruising around heaven

You Are What You Drive...
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes.

And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What`s wrong?"

"I just saw my wife and she was riding a skateboard!"

12 comments:

Abe Lincoln said...

Skateboards are nice and young. I guess that was the idea. She must have liked doing what comes naturally. LOL

Granny on the Web said...

...in a word 'Priceless'

Love Granny

Reader Wil said...

Ha,ha!! Thanks for your lovely cheerful jokes! Thanks for your visit. I wish you a wonderful week.

Gramma Ann said...

LOL...Funny!

Brenda said...

Hahahaha.....good one! And look at Abe's picture! How cute!!! Pinch his cheeks for me. Ha!

Margaret Cloud said...

First of all I love that picture of Abe as a youngster, very cute. Boy, to have ended up with a skate board she must of had a full blown love affair, very funny post. Hope you two have a nice Easter.

Winifred said...

That's a really funny one.

Femin Susan said...

That was surely very funny. Thanks for sharing this with us.
Cheers!

Renie Burghardt said...

At least she didn't have to walk everywhere! LOL.

A good one, Patty.

Have a nice evening.

Renie

Denise said...

Love the jokes, a good way to end the day :) I have never been good at telling a joke, I always forget the punchline.

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

haha ha...skateboard the best.
Independent and Free.

Tomate Farcie said...

Poor guy! At least she wasn't walking, lol! ;)