"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes.
And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
"What`s wrong?"
"I just saw my wife and she was riding a skateboard!"
12 comments:
Skateboards are nice and young. I guess that was the idea. She must have liked doing what comes naturally. LOL
...in a word 'Priceless'
Love Granny
Ha,ha!! Thanks for your lovely cheerful jokes! Thanks for your visit. I wish you a wonderful week.
LOL...Funny!
Hahahaha.....good one! And look at Abe's picture! How cute!!! Pinch his cheeks for me. Ha!
First of all I love that picture of Abe as a youngster, very cute. Boy, to have ended up with a skate board she must of had a full blown love affair, very funny post. Hope you two have a nice Easter.
That's a really funny one.
That was surely very funny. Thanks for sharing this with us.
Cheers!
At least she didn't have to walk everywhere! LOL.
A good one, Patty.
Have a nice evening.
Renie
Love the jokes, a good way to end the day :) I have never been good at telling a joke, I always forget the punchline.
haha ha...skateboard the best.
Independent and Free.
Poor guy! At least she wasn't walking, lol! ;)
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