Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Kinda brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?

A REDNECK LOVE POEM

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.


17 comments:

Gramma Ann said...

Naughty, naughty! Sounds like there was some hanky panky going on in Redneck Country!

Abe Lincoln said...

LOL. Promiscuous couple of parents. LOL

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~ ~ I love this old one. We have someone singing it here in Australia. It's a good one.
Thanks for your comments and I am glad you enjoyed the jokes etc.
Take good care, my friend,
Love, Merle.

Denise said...

Good Morning Patty, thank you for the morning chuckles. Haven't been around much as we've got company coming and I have a whole pile of houswork to catch up on :( I am having to tell my computer to go to sleep for a while and mommy will be back real soon ;)

Granny on the Web said...

Love this one, I have heard it before but without the accent. Makes it so real and funnier.
Love Granny

Brenda said...

Oh my gosh...that was hilarious!!

Femin Susan said...

that is really funny
Cheers!

Margaret Cloud said...

That was a good one Patty. Have a Happy Earth Day.

Reader Wil said...

Ha, ha, ha!!! Great joke, Patty!
Thanks for sharing and for your visit.

Michael said...

Love the poem! I needed the laugh so thanks Patty!

Winifred said...

You should always confide in your Mam. Here's the proof!

Naughty but very funny.

Barbara said...

So cute! Love it!

Nancy said...

Oh, my gosh! I love this one!!! ha-ha Guess people were naughty back in those days, too! ha-ha

((( HUGS )))

Renie Burghardt said...

You know, I did tear up reading this one. From laughing so hard. lol.

Have a good night, Patty!

Renie

raccoonlover1963 said...

I love it!
Lisa

Priyanka Khot said...

hahahhha.... what a fun poem... i did have tears in my eyes because of laughing so hard.

The Mulligan Family said...

Funny... I didn't quite see that one coming!