Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Just picture this

"Florida Wedding"

Jacob, age 82, and Rebecca, age 79, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a CVS drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the manager?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds ."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Great! We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."


Gramma Ann said...

LOL!!!You brighten my morning this morning...;)

Anonymous said...

That was a funny one.

mommanator said...

ol, hwo funny but true

Priyanka Khot said...

hahahhaha.... too good... i am rolling on the floor laughing!

Margaret Cloud said...

Very funny, I don't know a drug store that carries all that, maybe WalMart. Have a nice week.

Twisted Fencepost said...

That's funny.
You caught me off guard, Patty!

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha! Too funny!

Have a nice evening, Patty.


nanny said...

That is priceless!!!! Where do you get this stuff????

Femin Susan said...

That made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing.

Tripti said...

Wise people !!

nituscorner said...

Thats too cute and funny!!!

Nancy said...

Ha-Ha! Another good one!!!

((( HUGS )))