Jacob, age 82, and Rebecca, age 79, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a CVS drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the manager?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds ."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Great! We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
12 comments:
LOL!!!You brighten my morning this morning...;)
That was a funny one.
ol, hwo funny but true
hahahhaha.... too good... i am rolling on the floor laughing!
Very funny, I don't know a drug store that carries all that, maybe WalMart. Have a nice week.
That's funny.
You caught me off guard, Patty!
Hahaha! Too funny!
Have a nice evening, Patty.
Renie
That is priceless!!!! Where do you get this stuff????
That made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing.
cheers!
Wise people !!
Thats too cute and funny!!!
Ha-Ha! Another good one!!!
((( HUGS )))
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