A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "It's okay, that's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
9 comments:
Good one, Patty!
I believe that would have scared me, too. I might have had to go home and change clothes. tee hee
Lovely way to start a morning, I leave your blog chuckling. Thanks Patty!
LOL So funny!
That was a funny one. I ordered my new lens. Should be here Wednesday.
Yes that must have been scary, indeed! Great joke!
That's a great. I laughed out loud reading this post.driving the funeral vehicle for the last 25 years!!!!!!
Hahahaha... that was funny!
However hard a day ,might be... your posts always bring a smile to my face.
Thanks for the several smiles you have given over the last year or so :)
That was a good one, Patty! I go to bed chuckling. Hope you had a good day.
Have a good night.
Renie
That's funny. I didn't see that one coming.
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