"If there is something you must accomplish and are unable to do so, you are paralyzed and cannot do anything else."- Unknown
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire."- Unknown
"It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped."- Unknown
"Anything you lose automatically doubles in value."- Mignon McLaughlin
"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions."- Unknown
"The Act of God designation on all insurance policies...means roughly that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. If your ox kicks a hole in your neighbor's Maserati, however, indemnity is instantaneous."- A Coren
"No one is listening until you pass gas."- Unknown
Wishing you with a wonderful, relaxing and meaningful weekend.