Saturday, May 23, 2009

This has been around before, I sitll find it funny but then I have a warped sense of humor!

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof...

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week.

When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up.

The brother hesitated, then said, "I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that.

When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down.

Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up.

Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."


7 comments:

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ I like this joke but it looks like there's not much hope for mother. Thank you so much for the lovely e card you sent me - that was so nice of you and it is lovely.
My best birthday present is that Rex has the all clear, so the pathology was so quick, but guess it's different with each cancer. I thought it would take much longer.
Thank God for good news and blessings.
Glad you enjoyed some of the jokes. Take care, dear friend, Sleep well. Love,, Merle.

Granny on the Web said...

Well, he was only doing as told!
Good one Patty.
Love Granny

The 4th Sister said...

yes a good one a laugh to start the day...

jinksy said...

Wicked!

The Mulligan Family said...

Oh Good Lord! That's horrible... very funny... but horrible!!!

Twisted Fencepost said...

Too funny!
Guess the brother asked for that one.

bb mcclain said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Good one.