Friday, June 19, 2009

How true are these definitions?

A Dating Dictionary...


DATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

EASY:
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE:
A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

IRRITATING HABIT:
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

SOBER:
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

ATTRACTION:
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.



8 comments:

mommanator said...

I havent thought about dating in so long I dont remember these things teehee

Patty said...

I'm with you. LOL

kavita said...

o.k....actually these are THE TRUE DEFINITIONS...funny but true.

Gramma Ann said...

That was funny...and the irritating habit one is so true...heehee.

Abe Lincoln said...

Dating. Gosh. I would not want to go through that whole thing again.

Renie Burghardt said...

Too funny, but these are true! I'll be laughing about them until I fall asleep.

Good night, Patty.

Renie

Femin Susan said...

I am little much busy with my studies.

Margaret Cloud said...

I am also glad that is behind me, sometimes it was a pain in the a__, only partly kidding. Nice post as usual, take care friend.