Saturday, June 20, 2009

Vampire/Bat joke

I Vant To Suck Your Blood...

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as heck didn`t!"
P.S. This is for my husband, because I just know he's going to say, I don't get it. Well sweetie read the last line again and think about it. Ok, apparently he hit the tree and it was his own blood all over him.


kavita said...

He(Abe) is not alone in this.....poor..poor.bat...Thanks for explaining.Regards.

Melinda said... how you always explain it mom

mommanator said...

I didnt get it either, glad you explained

Anonymous said...

I got it the first time I read it.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Funny one, Patty!
And yay! Abe got it the first time.

Margaret Cloud said...

I thought bats had perfect vision. Glad Abe got it the first time. Thank you for coming by.

Gramma Ann said...

Yay for Abe, he got it. I too got it the first time, which is a bit unusual, since I confuse very easily...

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahahaha, too funny! I mean your explanation, and Abe's comment! Sorry, Patty, it just struck me funny.

Have a nice evening!


Priyanka Khot said...

More than the joke, I found your explanation for Abe funny.

Hope you both have a good Sunday!

Merle said...

Hi Patty ~~ Great joke and glad a lot of us got it first time.
My ear is better but I will keep in mind wearing something on my head when it is very cold. Thanks for that.

Glad you enjoyed the jokes, especially the Boots one. Hope you had some luck with the lottery ticket. I don't like humidity either. Dry heat is bearable. We don't get a lot of humidity here.

I hope you have a great week ahead.
Take care, Lov
e, Merle.

bb mcclain said...

I got it! I got it!