Thursday, June 04, 2009

Poppa better watch out where he visits

Polly Wants a Cracker...

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a brothel and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, "That's really not so bad."

When her two daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said,

"Hi, Keith!"

6 comments:

Abe Lincoln said...

This is another good one. And full of laughs.

I managed to get a new blog started a few days ago. It is only about flowers.

Our Flower Pot

Patty said...

You are one fickle man aren't you?

Renie Burghardt said...

Oh-oh, Keith was in one heap of trouble, wasn't he? Haha.


Better not comment about the two comments on here though. LOL.

Have a good night, Patty.

Renie

Twisted Fencepost said...

Funny! But not so much for the new madam.

Granny on the Web said...

Oh this is too delicious! I sent it to a friend who will appreciate this.

love Granny

Margaret Cloud said...

Well I guess we know where Keith has been. Very funny post.