Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Wise man, lol

With Age Comes Wisdom
A guy is about 70 years old (maybe a little more) and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,

'Pick me up'

He looked around and couldn't see any one.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,

'Pick me up.'

He looked in the water and there, floating on a piece of driftwood, was a frog.

The man said, 'Are you talking to me ?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you ! ! '

Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket of his fishing jacket.

Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?

I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

With age comes wisdom.


Anonymous said...

This started out like an old familiar tale I have heard before and read to the kids as well, but then this new twist added laughter. I laughed out loud when I read the last lines. There is a lot of truth in that. And more money for the owner. LOL

Granny on the Web said...

Oh Patty, another real gem!
I'm glad Abe agrees too.

Love Granny

Brenda said...

Funny! A talking frog would be kinda neat!

Jack and Joann said...

I'm fond of frogs because they are French like me!

Patty thank you for stopping by my blog. I'm surprised my two oldest brother's wives didn't run into you at Wayne Hospital in Greenville, Ohio. LOL!

Brother Paul's kids born at Wayne June 21, 1956; May 24, 1957; June 2, 1958; June 8, 1963 (child died in August 1963 just like JFK's baby in 1963) and July 19, 1966.

Brother Carl's kids born at Wayne April 6, 1958; Jan 13, 1960; Jan 4, 1961 and July 7, 1962.

Denise said...

Sooooooooooooo funny. We must have the same humor because whenever I get to the punchline I start laughing.

Gramma Ann said...

Very funny.

Renie Burghardt said...

Haha, yeah, what would an old geezer want with a beautiful woman, anyway? But a talking frog is a different story. Wisdom, indeed.

Have a nice evening, Patty.


Old Wom Tigley said...

I would have so much more use for a talking frog myself... and like your Abe ... I already have my beautiful girl.. :O)

Thank you for this mornings laugh Patty
Tom :O)
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Twisted Fencepost said...

Me, too. That would be kinda fun.