Monday, July 20, 2009

Can you take another blonde joke?

Blondeback Mountain...


A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately for the blonde, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when...

Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

8 comments:

Abe Lincoln said...

That is funny. LOL

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Gramma Ann said...

You had me all the way to the end.... LOL....

kavita said...

Give me some more.....i can't stop laughing..

Renie Burghardt said...

Now that is the dumbest blond I have ever read about in the dumb blond jokes! Hahaha.

Hope today went well.

Renie

nanny said...

Oh gosh/lol

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Pat - Arkansas said...

Oh my goodness! Scared the cats when I whooped and hollered! This one brought tears, I laughed so hard. My not-blond daughter will love it!

Tomate Farcie said...

"Can you take another blonde joke?"

Yes, most definitely keep the blond jokes coming! :)