Tuesday, July 21, 2009

A few more for the workplace.

Euphemisms for Workplace Incompetence


I suppose every village needs at least one idiot...

He's a full six pack, but he's missing the plastic thing that holds them together.

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

She's as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

I am convinced that there are millions of brilliant people in this world...and none of them work for us.

If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

I don't think she's plugged in.

The cheese slid off his cracker years ago.

A term used by a member who works in a tech department: PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

He came in late, but he'll make it up by leaving early. ( I use to work with a woman that did this all the time and got away with it.)

At one workplace, they call the person who is exempt from the rules and who is not expected to do any work, the boss's "Prize Pig."

She must have checked her brain at the door and lost the claim ticket.

One member worked with a manager who called anyone incompetent, "A waste of skin."

She has delusions of adequacy.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

He is just one taco short of a combination plate.

One member, who works in a library, often says that, "Her book is missing the last chapter."

He's on the fast track to forced retirement.

There's no engineer on THAT train of thought....

It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.


10 comments:

Abe Lincoln said...

These are almost all true. And some are funny.

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Suldog said...

"The cheese slid off his cracker years ago."

I'll work that one into conversation today one way or another. Hilarious!

Justin Narin said...

As usual Funny with a message :)


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kavita said...

No 3,5,15,17,18 are my fav...funny.

Tom said...

I qualify for the first one Patty...

Gramma Ann said...

"PICNIC" ~~ Now that describes me! LOL...Funny ones again today.

Renie Burghardt said...

Wonder if they have euphemisms for the bright, hard working people in a workplace? Haha.

It's still raining in my neck of the woods. Our high was 72 today. Hope some rain comes your way, Patty. Have a good night.

Renie

Corinne Rodrigues said...

Hi Patty - Was wondering what the outcome of your meeting with your doc was. Praying for you.
Luv
Corinne

Brenda said...

I don't think she's plugged in....hahahahahhaha.

Tomate Farcie said...

Hilarious and so appropriate. I need to forward this joke to some of the people I work with (the others just wouldn't get it! ;)