Friday, July 10, 2009

Here's a few quickies

Quickies

I dialed a number and got the following recording:
'I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes.'
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting..
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere..
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'


8 comments:

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

People lie while using mobile. I have seen people travelling in bus and on mobile saying they are in Autorickshaw or Train.
May be technology people have to think how to stop such acts.
That will be a new invention if done.

Gramma Ann said...

Those were all good, but my favorite is: "The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.." That's my life now! hee, hee.

Corinne Rodrigues said...

Nice - some are so clever!
Thanks for sharing.

Corinne

Reader Wil said...

Brilliant quotes, Patty! All very good.

nituscorner said...

interesting patty and awefully true.

mommanator said...

love the Jay Leno one!

Renie Burghardt said...

Oh, I love all of these quickies. Is it okay to copy and paste them? I may need some clever saying sometimes. Thanks, Patty.

Have a nice evening.

Renie

Wanda said...

As usual, your posts are always a highlight...

BTW the side bar pictures of the family and grandchildren are darling....

LOL:Wanda