Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
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I like the punch line.
Hmmmmm....I hope I don't get this old either Patty, but we never know. Have a great day!
Hi Patty ~~ Let's hope we all survive this humility.
Thanks for your comments and I am glad you liked the Hug Certicate
poem. I don't drink either, but like you, love chocolate too.
Sorry you had such a busy day, fixing the shed and mowing your very nice looking back yard. No wonder you are tired. I do hope you had a good sleep to let your body recover.
Take care, Love, Merle.
One of the woe's of reaching some sort of grand age, you have no control over what's happening to you.
Love Granny
I love this one Patty.
Oh Gosh....lol...lol
I fit in there some where, hope you two have a nice 4th of July. Thank you for coming by, take care friend and be safe. Don't work too hard over the fourth.
Hahaha, no wonder he feels like a newborn baby!
Sounds like you have a pretty great 4th planned. All that food, all the family, celebrating all the birthdays, plus Independence Day, what more could one ask for?
Have a great evening. Don't work too hard with all the preparations.
Renie
I wasn't expecting the punch line...
The cycle of life huh??
Don's feeling better...think the med adjustment is helping. Will get results of blood test next week.
Thanks for asking!
LOL:Wanda
Patty I missed your posts, they always make me laugh. Yes we got through the weekend and I feel like I am slowly coming back to earth. Thanks for your sweet comments and you and Abe have a Very Happy 4th of July.
Ha, ha... My first laugh today! Thanks Patty! Good luck with repairing the shed! It's sweltering here, so that would be no job for me at the moment!
PATTY....i hope too...i wish you Happy 4th July and a great weekend.Regards.
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