Friday, August 07, 2009

Hope this doesn't offend anyone

Yeah...

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Jews do not eat leavened bread during the eight day holiday, he was eating Matzoh, a flat crunchy unleavened bread that has dozens of perforations.

A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.

The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this crap?"

10 comments:

Granny on the Web said...

Oh Wow, this is a gem!

Like us you are finding not enough hours in the day now that we go at snails pace!

Love Granny

The 4th Sister said...

another good one Patty...hope you are doing good...

Wanda said...

Cute!

As soon as I get a call from the Radiation Center that my program is completed from the computer, I will start the radiation. Most likely within a week or so.

The Bird Lady....I see her from time to time and visit across the fence. I found out she is 92, and still cooks dinner for her son on Thurs. evenings.
With all going on in my life, I haven't done must neighborly visiting.

Think of you and Abe often Patty even though I'm slow on the blogging.

Joe The Artist said...

Excellent, Patty.

Margaret Cloud said...

I am sure you did not offend anyone, even the blind enjoys a good joke. It is finally trying to rain out right now. We sure have had wierd weather lately. Hope you two have a great weekend, thanks for coming by.

Renie Burghardt said...
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Renie Burghardt said...

When it comes to jokes, everyone is fair game! Haha.

Have a good night, Patty.

Renie

Femin Susan said...

Another lovely one Patty!I just love it!

Gramma Ann said...

No it didn't offend me. I thought it was funny.

Tomate Farcie said...

Cute! It's true, these Matzos look like they have braille all over them!