Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wanna you lissina me.. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda your wife inna bed with another man..
"Whatta you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
10 comments:
LOL! Typically Italian! Thanks Patty for making me happy!
you have the knack for finding funny ones
I smile quietly.
Oh, how funny Patty. I'm going to have to send my Italian friend Joyce to your blog since she just became a Italian grandparent for the first time two weeks ago.
Hope Abe is enjoying his vacation or hiatus. Here's a suggestion. Take Abe to see that Julia and Julie movie. Patty you will enjoy Julia Child's cooking and Abe will enjoy Julie's blogging adventures. Jack and I went to see it yesterday on senior discount Wednesday.
Take care and have a great weekend.
P.S. Hope your brother who lost his wife is coping and getting on with life.
Yes, I had a good laugh at the punch line. Thanks Patty. I did a post on Julie and Julia. I agree with Joann it would be a great movie for you and Abe. I went with a friend but I am going to see it again with Gregg in a week or so.
Ha, I didn't expect that ending. Very funny!
Happy Friday!
Renie
Absolutely wonderful.I enjoyed reading it and liked your lovely post very much.
"time's up".....that's funny!
That's a funny one! I could totally hear my Italian Godfather telling me that joke! :-)
haha..nice topic..u have a really amazing blog..Congrats!
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