Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Pizza Delivery??

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite.

The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all
conversations at the hospital.

Agent: I'd like to order 19 large pizzas and 3 cases of soda.

Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You'll have to go around to the back service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents there?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza Man: Everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent: We've collected a pool of cash.

Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?

Agent: Yes.

Pizza Man: With guns?

Agent: That's right. Now, can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza Man: You must be crazy!



Reader Wil said...

That's great! Amazing! LOL.
Have a great week. It's very hot here now and dry.

Anonymous said...

That was funny. A perfect setup for the pizza guy. The FBI agents said all the wrong things. LOL

Gramma Ann said...

LOL... Funny.

mommanator said...

sounds liek from 'One flew over the cuckoos nest"

Twisted Fencepost said...

And they didn't expect to be hung up on?
Guess he wasn't thinking.

kavita said...

Hilarious...lol...enjoyed it completely...a very bright FBI agent.

Tomate Farcie said...

19 pizzas? I would be suspicious too.

Wanda said...

What a funny story.

When I was in Junior Hi, they took a group of us to the State Mental Hospital for a tour....(Now I can't believe they took school kids) but as we were going down a hall, a young man in white starting leading us down a hall, and then the Real guide, took him back to his room....He was a patient.

Hope you're having a good day.

Margaret Cloud said...

I am with the pizza guy, I would of thought the inmates were playing a joke also. Thank you for coming by.

Rosy said...

Yup I would of done the same thing if I was the pizza guy *click*

Another one of your great and funny stories again!

Beautiful Indeed! lol

Babli said...

You have written so beautifully that I enjoyed reading it very much.

Renie Burghardt said...

I guess those FBI agents weren't going to eat pizza that night! Haha.

My company just left, and I am heading to bed. Have a good night, Patty,


Patty said...

I want to once again, remind everyone, I don't write these, people send jokes to me through the e-mail and I also get a Newsletter everyday that has a few in it. So I copy and paste.