A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'
Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole..
Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!
'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
'I put drops in her eyes!!
10 comments:
This was hillarius! I love jokes about doctors.
If I feel down, I just visit your post and it makes me laugh!
Thanks.
Sunny :)
Too good! had me rolling with laughter.
Please do come to the Delhi blog, Ihave put up some photos, which I think you and Abe will enjoy.
Always good coming here Patty, always a great chuckle. Thanks!
A good hearty laugh....
That was funny. Actually, it made me laugh out loud!
This was another funny post, keep them coming.
Ole for Ole! He remained a professional even in the face of great temptation! Haha. Or he was totally dumb. Hahaha.
Hope today went well with doctor visits and such. Have a nice evening. Danicng is on, as I write.
Very nice, interesting and funny post. I liked it very much and enjoyed a lot.
Well, if he wasn't quite the gentleman!
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