Monday, September 28, 2009

Hope you get a chuckle from this one like I did

Ole fills in

A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.

I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole..

Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.


'I put drops in her eyes!!

10 comments:

dyanna said...

This was hillarius! I love jokes about doctors.

Sunny said...

If I feel down, I just visit your post and it makes me laugh!
Thanks.
Sunny :)

Priyanka Khot said...

Too good! had me rolling with laughter.

Please do come to the Delhi blog, Ihave put up some photos, which I think you and Abe will enjoy.

Denise said...

Always good coming here Patty, always a great chuckle. Thanks!

kavita said...

A good hearty laugh....

Gramma Ann said...

That was funny. Actually, it made me laugh out loud!

Margaret Cloud said...

This was another funny post, keep them coming.

Renie Burghardt said...

Ole for Ole! He remained a professional even in the face of great temptation! Haha. Or he was totally dumb. Hahaha.

Hope today went well with doctor visits and such. Have a nice evening. Danicng is on, as I write.

Babli said...

Very nice, interesting and funny post. I liked it very much and enjoyed a lot.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Well, if he wasn't quite the gentleman!