Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Now this is funny

Dog could hardly hear.
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.

He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in its ears once a month.

The lady went to the drug store and got some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register, the druggist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist said "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it on my legs either; and if you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The druggist said, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

10 comments:

Gramma Ann said...

Another funny one. Fortunately I don't know how to ride a bicycle.

Twisted Fencepost said...

I guess the pharmacist has heard it called all kinds of things, so it didn't surprise him. tee hee

Corinne Rodrigues said...

That's really funny and a bit naughty too :P
C

Sunny said...

I'll be sure to pass this on to my friend, she has a Schnauzer! LOL
Sunny :)

Denise said...

I'm still laughing!

kavita said...

A very helpful druggist ...haaa.

Brenda said...

Haha...that was cute!

Margaret Cloud said...

I guess the druggist was having a hearing problem also, very funny.

Renie Burghardt said...

You mean I've had a schnauzer all these years and didn't even know it? Tee Hee!

We had another gorgeous fall day, lots of bright sunshine and 71 degrees. Loved it.

Have a good night, Patty.

Justin Narin said...

That was real fun :) You have fixed the day right ;)



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