Thursday, September 17, 2009

How do you eat yours?

What's In The Middle? The White Stuff...

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10.I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with his or her children.

2. One bite at a time:
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical:
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous Nibbles:
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked:
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie:
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie:
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside:
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them:
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreos:
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prissy.


Reader Wil said...

What are Oreos ? A kind of double cookies with something in between? In that case I eat them one bite at a time.

Arkansas Patti said...

Ok I twist, eat the cookie with the icing attached and throw away the naked side. What does that say?
Can't be nice.
Very funny.

Patty said...
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Patty said...

I like to eat mine by dunking in cold milk, a few bites at a time.

Jack and Joann said...

Oh, boy. This psycho babble fits me perfectly. I eat an oreo like #3 and my personality is exactly like #3 including the driving slow in the right lane. Patty, this test is cheaper than pay $2oo per hour for psychoanalysis. Thank you.

Margaret Cloud said...

I hate to say this but mine is #10. It is not the cookie, I don't like dark chocolate or any cookie that is dark. I am not rich and don't eat in upscale restaurants. I like this post, my husband is #5, he loves them. Have a great week, which seems to be going too fast.

Anonymous said...

How odd! After reading that Oreo bit, and agreeing with the diagnosis of each type (I am a dunker, definitely), I read the comments and found the one I agreed with was YOU! Now I know why I read your column so faithfully.

Melinda said...

well most times these days if I ate one it would be ALL AT ONCE and probably in about 1 bite!

Renie Burghardt said...

Well, I hate to admit this in public, but I don't like oreos! My kids liked them, once upon a time. I guess I have to go with "prissy." Haha,

Have a good evening.



Ha ha! I don't want to admit to any of these :) But Oreos are delicious, especially double stuff.