Think it might work??

3 year old Hunter A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.The little boy is gripping on to the toilet seat with his left hand and hitting himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says: "Hunter, are you alright? You've been in here for awhile."

Hunter says: "I'm fine, Mommy. I just haven't gone 'poop' yet."

Mother says: "Ok, you can stay here a few more minutes but, Hunter, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Hunter says: "works for ketchup."