Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Another blonde joke

Truck Stop
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

I LOVE THIS ONE............

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!


12 comments:

Twisted Fencepost said...

Good one!
I'll have to remember to tell that one to the Captain.

Winifred said...

Nice one!

Arkansas Patti said...

Then she could pull his finger for entertainment.

Margaret Cloud said...

I like the fact the blonde was thinking, a very good post.

Patty said...

Patti, you are just too funny. I guess that could be a form of entertainment. LOL

Patty said...

Margaret, Thanks for stopping by, we all know that blondes really aren't any dumber than brunettes, or redheads.

Brenda said...

Guess that blonde wasn't so dumb! She was in disguise like me. I dye my hair. I am really an extremely intelligent brunette. Ha!

Renie Burghardt said...

Pretty funny, actually, so is pulling his finger for entertainment! Hahaha,

Had a great time at lunch and got home late. It was overcast and dismal but at least it didn't rain today. Have a nice evening, Patty.

Renie

Justin Narin said...

This one is the best yet :)i laughed my eyes out.


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Tomate Farcie said...

Hahaha, pretty clever blond!!

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The Mulligan Family said...

That's a cute one!

Pat - Arkansas said...

Love it! I send newly discovered "blonde jokes" to my youngest daughter (who is not a blonde) who enjoys them immensely!

Thanks for sharing.