The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
I LOVE THIS ONE............
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
11 comments:
Good one!
I'll have to remember to tell that one to the Captain.
Nice one!
Then she could pull his finger for entertainment.
I like the fact the blonde was thinking, a very good post.
Patti, you are just too funny. I guess that could be a form of entertainment. LOL
Margaret, Thanks for stopping by, we all know that blondes really aren't any dumber than brunettes, or redheads.
Guess that blonde wasn't so dumb! She was in disguise like me. I dye my hair. I am really an extremely intelligent brunette. Ha!
Pretty funny, actually, so is pulling his finger for entertainment! Hahaha,
Had a great time at lunch and got home late. It was overcast and dismal but at least it didn't rain today. Have a nice evening, Patty.
Renie
This one is the best yet :)i laughed my eyes out.
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Hahaha, pretty clever blond!!
Sorry I haven't been visiting lately, but I'll be back and I'll click on the Breat Cancer link again.
Thank you for your visit and comment!
Love it! I send newly discovered "blonde jokes" to my youngest daughter (who is not a blonde) who enjoys them immensely!
Thanks for sharing.
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