Friday, November 20, 2009

Are you ready for another blonde joke?

Blonde on Blonde...

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over.

The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."


kavita said...

Loudest LOLZ ever...omg,one of the best on Blondes...can't stop laughing,gotta share this one with my husband.Brilliant Patty.Have a wonderful weekend.

arlee bird said...

That was a laugh out loud funny. Thanks

Anna said...

Oh Patty I was ready for another blonde joke, but not this one, lol, lol, lol, too funny. Anna :)

Winifred said...

That's really good.

Have to say I haven't seen my driver's licence for years, never carry it around in case my purse gets pinched. It's filed away upstairs for safety. It's an old style one though, doesn't have a photograph on it so I won't mistake a mirror for it.

Beth Niquette said...

(guffaw) Being a blonde--I LOVE these jokes and collect 'em. Hahahaa..that was a good one!

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha, dumb and dumber!

Have a great weekend!


Twisted Fencepost said...

Oh boy, I don't think I ever want to meet either one of them!

Tomate Farcie said...

Cute! :)