Friday, November 06, 2009

Wive's Cat

The Cat Came Back The Very Next Day...

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that jerk on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
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18 comments:

√ Abraham Lincoln said...

Serves him right. I would like to take Baby Kitty for a walk but think he might run away on me.

Vickie's Michigan Garden (my backyard) said...

Oh that was good-now I need to get back to work --they are only 19 days till thanksgiving!
vickie

dyanna said...

Awsome joke.Cats are really smart.

Granny on the Web said...

So cute! Cat won the day.

Love Granny

Patti said...

I love it!!:-)....HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Thanks for starting my day with a good laugh.....Hope you have a great day too!
Patti

Lady Di Tn said...

LOL Pure Cat rules but not dog drolls. It would be man's fool.peace

Alan Burnett said...

Oh Patty. You cheer up my day for me.

Sunny said...

LOL! One smart kitty cat!
Enjoy your day.
Sunny :)

nituscorner said...

hehehe!!!! sounds like me with bad sense of direction. good one patty.

Denise said...

I've missed your blog Patty. Always love these chuckles.

Renie Burghardt said...

Well, Abe beat me to it, but it seved the jerk right!

Greg took us to Jonesboro, Arkansas today, and I'm tired. Have a good night, Patty!

Renie

mommanator said...

CUTE!

Wanda said...

One smart Cat! Cute Story.

Cheryl said...

A good one indeed!

The Mulligan Family said...

That was great! The owner had bad karma and it came back to bite him! :-)

Margaret Cloud said...

Love the cat picture, I sure did get a great big smile out of this.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Good one, Patty!
I wasn't expecting that.

Tomate Farcie said...

Hahaha!! Don't mess with the cat! :)