A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that jerk on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
17 comments:
Serves him right. I would like to take Baby Kitty for a walk but think he might run away on me.
Oh that was good-now I need to get back to work --they are only 19 days till thanksgiving!
vickie
Awsome joke.Cats are really smart.
So cute! Cat won the day.
Love Granny
I love it!!:-)....HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Thanks for starting my day with a good laugh.....Hope you have a great day too!
Patti
LOL Pure Cat rules but not dog drolls. It would be man's fool.peace
Oh Patty. You cheer up my day for me.
LOL! One smart kitty cat!
Enjoy your day.
Sunny :)
hehehe!!!! sounds like me with bad sense of direction. good one patty.
I've missed your blog Patty. Always love these chuckles.
Well, Abe beat me to it, but it seved the jerk right!
Greg took us to Jonesboro, Arkansas today, and I'm tired. Have a good night, Patty!
Renie
One smart Cat! Cute Story.
A good one indeed!
That was great! The owner had bad karma and it came back to bite him! :-)
Love the cat picture, I sure did get a great big smile out of this.
Good one, Patty!
I wasn't expecting that.
Hahaha!! Don't mess with the cat! :)
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