Tuesday, November 10, 2009

You will understand if you read it all the way to the end.

Tendjewberrymud...


It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...

Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the FarEast Economic Review...

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G : "You're welcome."


16 comments:

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

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Sunny said...

Tendjewberrymud for starting my day with a chuckle.
Sunny :)

Granny on the Web said...

You are right, sometimes you think your ears are deceiving you.
Well translated Patty!

Love Granny

Reader Wil said...

That's very funny, but annoying if you need something!

Arkansas Patti said...

Pretty sure that would have been the day I started my diet. I am exhausted.

Patti said...

Aaagggg!!!! Drives me crazy!!! But I think it's been their ploy to avoid us calling for computer service, balance on accounts, technical help, etc. HAHAHAHA :-)

Mental P Mama said...

That is scary. And even scarier? I understood it.

mommanator said...

ugh I had trouble with this

Tomate Farcie said...

wow, that was not easy to read ;)

Reader Wil said...

Have a great week too!

Renie Burghardt said...

This is exactly what I get when I call my Satellite TV service for information and get someone in Zanzibar to talk to! Ha!

Have a great Wednesday!

Renie

Babli said...

Nice post.Very funny. Sometimes very irritating and frustrating when something is required.

Justin Narin said...

Hilarious!

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Margaret Cloud said...

I really liked this one, took a few seconds to grab the meaning.

Twisted Fencepost said...

I am hoping this conversation took place outside the US.
Sad thing is...probably not.

Beth Niquette said...

Oh, goodness gracious! How funny!

I really enjoyed puzzling out that one! I love your humor.

It is so great to finally find Old Lady Lincoln. She is as lovely and plucky as Old Man Lincoln often implies in his posts.