There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,
"Don't flush, don't flush!"
11 comments:
That made me laugh, Patty. It was so funny.
Hilarious....had a good laugh !
I get jokes every day but you always find one I haven't heard before. That was priceless.
Hehe, *giggles!!!* That is funny !!
Have a great week, Patty :)
ha ha ha ho ho ho should I tell that one to my blind brother?
I wonder if he would laugh about that one.
I thought this was so funny I copied it and sent it to my neice in Texas right away and forgot to comment! She'll love it.
vickie
Funny, even here in Texas.
Hahahaha! Hilarious!
Hope you have a good night, Patty!
Renie
I've heard this before, but a little different...a steak, a martini.
Hahaha! Poor guy!!
Hi Patty ~~ This one is quite funny
but not for the blind gut.
I liked his thinking, "Don't flush."
The room service one had me beat a few times and I don't think I got it all anyway. Thanks for the e mails you send and some of the photos are magnificent. Take care, Love, Merle.
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