Monday, November 09, 2009

OK, so I have a sick sense of humor

Don't Mess With Texas...

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,

"Don't flush, don't flush!"


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

That made me laugh, Patty. It was so funny.

Kavita Saharia said...

Hilarious....had a good laugh !

Arkansas Patti said...

I get jokes every day but you always find one I haven't heard before. That was priceless.

Sunny said...

Hehe, *giggles!!!* That is funny !!
Have a great week, Patty :)

Unknown said...

ha ha ha ho ho ho should I tell that one to my blind brother?

I wonder if he would laugh about that one.

Anonymous said...

I thought this was so funny I copied it and sent it to my neice in Texas right away and forgot to comment! She'll love it.
vickie

Charles said...

Funny, even here in Texas.

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahahaha! Hilarious!

Hope you have a good night, Patty!

Renie

Twisted Fencepost said...

I've heard this before, but a little different...a steak, a martini.

Tomate Farcie said...

Hahaha! Poor guy!!

Merle said...

Hi Patty ~~ This one is quite funny
but not for the blind gut.
I liked his thinking, "Don't flush."
The room service one had me beat a few times and I don't think I got it all anyway. Thanks for the e mails you send and some of the photos are magnificent. Take care, Love, Merle.