Monday, December 14, 2009

Here's a cake just for you, not me, but you might like it.

Tequila Christmas Cake


1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one shooter and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another shooter.... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.



Jack and Joann said...

Break two leggs! LOL!!!!

Arkansas Patti said...

Phew, glad I quit drinking. That cake could he hazzardous to your health.:))

Mental P Mama said...


Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

Tequila - The drink?
I quit years ago.

Denise said...

I might be trying this recipe out ;)

Margaret Cloud said...

Boy, I am dizzy from reading this and I won't try it. Thanks for coming by.

Rosy said...

ha ha ha Made me think of this one cooking show a few years back where some old guy was showing people how to cook up some sort of a shrimp concotion and he literaly got drunk instead live on T.V.

ha ha ha

Gill - That British Woman said...

you made me chuckle Patty, that was funny!!

Gill in Canada

Renie Burghardt said...

That cake might be perfect for a New Year's Eve party, One wouldn't even have to serve drinks, just the cake. Haha.

Have a nice evening.


Priyanka Khot said...

Hahahaha! any other way of baking will seem drab now... hahahhaha

Beth Niquette said...

Oh, that is just so funny--I'm sitting here in my office all by my self, laughing my head off!

Heehee...ahhaaa...thank you! I needed that!

Twisted Fencepost said...

At one time I might have attempted that cake. But not for me anymore either.