Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Another Adult Joke

A Picture for Grandma
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony,
he cuts a photo in half and mails it.

The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.
It says: "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too short." Love, Grandma

Sorry ladies I don't have that photo to include.

13 comments:

dyanna said...

I had a really tough day today, so I'm glad I stopped by your blog. Great joke. It straightened my forehead quite a lot. Thank you!

Brenda said...

HAHHAHAHAHHA....I liked that one...can you tell? Great...thanks for the laugh this morning.

Sunny said...

LOL! I've heard that one before but it had a different punch line. Thanks for laugh!
Sunny :)

arlee bird said...

Do you ever do stand-up gigs at your local comedy club? You have some great material.

claude said...

You make me laughin, Patty, Very funny.

Margaret Cloud said...

This is really funny, I guess her eyesight is bad.

Tripti said...

hey,

Visited after a long time, Good to be here.

Rgds

Babli said...

Very nice, funny and interesting post. Very well written. I enjoyed a lot.

Cheryl said...

Hahahaha....oh this made my day!!

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha! I think grandma knew the score but decided to be tactful! Hahahahahaha!!!

Gramma Ann said...

Oh, Oh, MY MY I am really laughing out loud. LOL...

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Great joke, and a great
article on Martin Luther King. He
would be amazed to see a black president wouldn't he?

Thanks for your comments. Your eyesight is good my friend to pick the pink socks on Sam the koala, her feet were badly burnt and to remind us she was a girl. Do you have to wear glasses, Patty? I am so glad that your eyesight is so good. Take great care, with Love,
Merle.

Beth Niquette said...

Okay...I'm just losing it here...oh, my goodness! I'm going to have to tell this one to my husband. (guffaw)