Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony,
he cuts a photo in half and mails it.
The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.
It says: "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too short." Love, Grandma
Sorry ladies I don't have that photo to include.
13 comments:
I had a really tough day today, so I'm glad I stopped by your blog. Great joke. It straightened my forehead quite a lot. Thank you!
HAHHAHAHAHHA....I liked that one...can you tell? Great...thanks for the laugh this morning.
LOL! I've heard that one before but it had a different punch line. Thanks for laugh!
Sunny :)
Do you ever do stand-up gigs at your local comedy club? You have some great material.
You make me laughin, Patty, Very funny.
This is really funny, I guess her eyesight is bad.
hey,
Visited after a long time, Good to be here.
Rgds
Very nice, funny and interesting post. Very well written. I enjoyed a lot.
Hahahaha....oh this made my day!!
Hahaha! I think grandma knew the score but decided to be tactful! Hahahahahaha!!!
Oh, Oh, MY MY I am really laughing out loud. LOL...
Dear Patty ~~ Great joke, and a great
article on Martin Luther King. He
would be amazed to see a black president wouldn't he?
Thanks for your comments. Your eyesight is good my friend to pick the pink socks on Sam the koala, her feet were badly burnt and to remind us she was a girl. Do you have to wear glasses, Patty? I am so glad that your eyesight is so good. Take great care, with Love,
Merle.
Okay...I'm just losing it here...oh, my goodness! I'm going to have to tell this one to my husband. (guffaw)
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