Thursday, January 28, 2010

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Gargle.......A Good Medicine

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".

Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.”...........

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"

Now, don't get me wrong, I DO NOT BELIEVE IN WIFE BEATING OR GETTING DRUNK, but you must admit, it is funny.
Received this one from Bob and Sue

7 comments:

kavita said...

LOL....smart Dr !!

Mental P Mama said...

It is....

Margaret Cloud said...

It is funny and peoples mouth is usually what gets them in trouble.

ChrisJ said...

I have two sons and when they were both in trouble together my oldest always got into more trouble because he just couldn't let it drop! Any way if you keep your mouth shut people think you know more than you do and you look intelligent!

Renie Burghardt said...

Keeping one's mouth shut, does keep one out of trouble, I guess. But that husband needs his arse kicked!

Renie

Beth Niquette said...

lol Yes, it is!

Twisted Fencepost said...

I know a couple of ladies who I'd like to pass on this information to.
Not that they get beaten, but they don't know when to SHUT UP! They are lucky their husband's have MUCH self control.