Friday, January 01, 2010

Just how I feel!

A New Year
New Years Day 2010 Poem By: Cathy A Montville

A New Year!

New Year's Day will come full tilt
I'll eat prime rib without the guilt
Potatoes heaped with sour cream
No diet will be in this scheme

My strategy is "not" to win
Those chocolates will not be a sin
That wine has sugar, yes I know
I just don't care, so let it flow

No gym for me, please don't look glum
I kind of really like my bum
You think it's just a bit too wide?

Never mind...I'll decide

This New Year I will place no bets
No skinny jeans, I like my sweats
I will not take a silly oath
To stop the habits that I loath

Ah, this New Year will be sweet
Lots of baked goods and red meat
Pressures off, no lies to tell
I am on course...straight to Hell!

Happy New Year Everyone!
But remember, this is how you may end up looking. LOL


I don't have to worry, I all ready look like this. LOL


Anonymous said...

That is 2011.

madcobug said...

Cute Poem. I look about like that myself. Helen

Reader Wil said...

I hope you feel happy about the way you are! You are a great friend and I am sure you deserve a great 2010 in good health! I wish you and Abe and all your children and grandchildren a very wonderful New Year!

Granny on the Web said...

I am afraid I already look like this!

Love Granny

Arkansas Patti said...

Amen, you are preaching to the choir.
Happy New Year Patty and Abe.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Happy New Year, Patty!!!
What a resolution! If only we could get by with that and still be skinny, huh?!

Denise said...

Me too, Patty, me too :)

Margaret Cloud said...

Love the fat lady and poem.

Mental P Mama said...

LOL. I need that shirt;) Happy New Year!

Beth Niquette said...

Isn't it odd what time does to us? A happy New Year to you. You are such a darling person. I'm glad to have "met" you.

Thank you for making me laugh on days when I desperately needed to.


Anonymous said...

Amazing as always