A New Year!
New Year's Day will come full tilt
I'll eat prime rib without the guilt
Potatoes heaped with sour cream
No diet will be in this scheme
My strategy is "not" to win
Those chocolates will not be a sin
That wine has sugar, yes I know
I just don't care, so let it flow
No gym for me, please don't look glum
I kind of really like my bum
You think it's just a bit too wide?
Never mind...I'll decide
This New Year I will place no bets
No skinny jeans, I like my sweats
I will not take a silly oath
To stop the habits that I loath
Ah, this New Year will be sweet
Lots of baked goods and red meat
Pressures off, no lies to tell
I am on course...straight to Hell!
Happy New Year Everyone!
But remember, this is how you may end up looking. LOL